Fascinating…
April 14, 2011 § 6 Comments
Sometimes Akismet via WordPress.com really steps it up and snatches a would-be spammy comment by its twisty little tail and tosses it in the garbage. Here’s a real fascinating gem to truly tickle your poor puzzled brain. I have represented it here in its pure, unadulterated form.
(Please note a few important moments: there is apparently a fertilized egg involved…with an incestuous wedding. But I think the ending is frankly the most disturbing part.)
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And there you have it, folks. Akismet, the guardian against trolls and canned meat product, saves the day yet again.
There is literally nothing more that I can add.
A.Hab.'s View 
Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Visualizing the writing “process” for this makes me imagine the scene from “The Emperor’s New Groove” where Yzma is plotting how she is going to kill Kuzco (“I’m going to turn him into a flea, then put that flea inside a box, then I’ll put that box inside a box, and that box inside a box, and that box inside a box, then I’ll mail it to myself, and when it gets here? I’ll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER [maniacal cackle]”
The only difference is, the person who wrote it was saying: “I’m going to translate this from Chinese into English, then from English to Chinese, then from Chinese to English, then from English to Chinese, then from Chinese to English, and when it’s finally finished translating back and forth? I’ll spam it to the world [maniacal cackle].”
Whoops, I forgot the first step: “First, I’m going to evacuate my bowels on a page.”
Haha!
You know, if this weren’t the Internet and I didn’t know how terrible websites that translate, and then re-translate stuff are–as Tim has pointed out–I’d almost be willing to call this stream of conscience poetry. Especially the third paragraph.
I guess we can just be grateful that it wasn’t spam about making your penis bigger.
Whaddya know, I just got that same spam comment, although interestingly enough, I think it’s slightly different in places. It’s really just too good!