Way to make a girl feel special!
April 27, 2011 § 8 Comments
This post is a little shout-out to AARP, the American Association of Retired Persons, for taking a little time out of their busy retired lives to make a near-30-year-old woman just feel so golly-gee fucking special.
Thanks, AARP. I feel so awesome about turning 30.
This is punishment for giggling when Good Morning America‘s Hoda Kotb complained about getting AARP: The Magazine in her mailbox when she’s only 46, isn’t it?
Man…this is almost as bad as my mom’s 40th birthday…when she went to get breakfast and was asked if she’d be enjoying the senior citizen discount. They had no clue it was her birthday. And she had just had her hair colored. Way to boost the ol’ confidence, huh?
Thanks, Universe. Superbly done, as always.