Relinquishing the Bling in Favor of the Bump: when to take off the rings

November 13, 2011 § 9 Comments

It’s wintertime. Or so they tell me. Here in the Hab. part of the world, the days are still reaching into the high 70s, and many of us sigh longingly at the display tables of sweaters, no matter how thinly-knit. There will probably be a week or so in January when we can gleefully don those duds, but not quite yet.

In the wintertime, so the stories say, cold weather wins out. Historically, in colder climes, my hands and feet shrink. During the winter, my perfectly-fitted wedding and engagement rings spin deliriously out of control on my left hand. I am cautious not to applaud too vigorously at football games, mindful not to gesticulate too wildly, for the rings will go (and have gone) flying.

This winter, however, appears to be different. I would like to claim environmental influences–because it is still so warm outside, you see, that, that, is why I can never seem to feel cool. Why I have the A/C on a week and a half before Thanksgiving. Why I point a box fan directly at my spot on the couch. It is the fault of global warming, I insist, why my hands and feet are growing instead of shrinking.

And that’s when I let out the resigned sigh. Tomorrow is the beginning of my third trimester. And even though I have only gained 8 pounds (as of two weeks ago…Tuesday’s prenatal appointment could reveal slightly different results), the third trimester brings with it edema. Every pregnancy is different, of course, so not all women swell in the same ways, but I do believe all women swell. And I have swollen, friends. I am disturbed by my distended features. My fingers look to me like Vienna sausages. My feet like hooves. (Robert holds that they are not these deformities, but I can tell…everything is rounder.)

These past couple of days, I have noticed an increasing difficulty in removing my symbolic rings. It’s time. I can still wriggle them off, with some difficulty and threat of pain, but for how much longer is not clear.

So now what? Do I put them on a chain around my neck? Do I store them in a box until my fingers return to normal? (Will my fingers, never delicate by any stretch of the definition, return to normal??) I know that if I stubbornly continue to wear them throughout the rest of this pregnancy, I run the risk of never removing them again. Robert has reservations about my wearing these beautiful rings on a chain around my neck–he envisions disasters resulting in the loss of one or more of the diamonds that encircle the bands. Or of the wearing down or stretching out of the settings’ brackets. I can’t say that I blame him for his concerns; I share them, of course. But the idea of leaving the rings in a box…not to see them every moment of every day…well, I have been pouting all morning just at the mere thought.

But it is time. The bump is winning this battle of wills. As my belly rounds and expands, so round and expand my hands and feet. It’s time to relinquish the bling.

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§ 9 Responses to Relinquishing the Bling in Favor of the Bump: when to take off the rings

  • Oh, it does not sound fun, Amanda. But, bless you, my friend. I love the title of your post. Just LOVE it!
    Sending you cooling thoughts,
    Kathy

    • Mrs. H. says:

      Haha, the swelling is just more…grotesque…to me than anything else. There’s something about being a big girl that is really disturbing when you watch yourself grooow! Lol. I’m trying to embrace it, though. πŸ™‚

      Although the swollen feet can be uncomfortable…last night, it felt like my feet were tender. It reminded me of walking on them after they’ve been burned by hot sand at the beach. It’s okay though. By all accounts of other moms, the swelling indeed goes away! πŸ˜‰

  • Lisa Wields Words says:

    Put them in the box. Keep it near your bed. Say good morning and good night to them if you must. But remember, your beautifully growing an distorting body is a much more precious symbol of your commitment then anything else. And yes, your fingers will go back to normal, although I can’t promise that for all body parts. πŸ˜‰

    Lisa

    • Mrs. H. says:

      That’s a good idea, Lisa! I love the thought of saying good night and good morning to them every day, lol…I’m in just that sappy of a mood to actually do it, too! πŸ˜‰

      And you’re right. My pregnant belly does indicate commitment! Aw, what a sweet thing to keep in mind!

  • Tawnysha Greene says:

    Yeah, I agree with Lisa. My sister-in-law waited too long to take her rings off when she was pregnant then had to cut the rings off which ruined them, so better safe than sorry. You’ll be able to wear them again πŸ™‚

    So excited for you, though! The time is getting closer and closer for you to meet the baby!

    • Mrs. H. says:

      Oh my gosh!! Are you serious?? I do not want them to have to cut off my rings! That’s it. They’re coming off right now and are sitting in a box. Wanna know something kind of stupid? I’m afraid that I’ll get used to not wearing them and then I’ll actually forget to put them back on! That’s irrational, right? Lol.

      Thanks so much for your support, Tawnysha! πŸ™‚ We’re really excited, too. We spent this weekend putting the nursery together after our first baby shower…I am so looking forward to seeing her sweet face in that cradle!

  • Eh – just changing priorities. Store the rings. Enjoy the pregnancy. And then later, enjoy putting those rings back on. I feel like I should break out into song…”The ciiiircle of liiife.” haha. πŸ™‚

  • Tori Nelson says:

    No worries. I was pretty horrified when I woke up one day a tad “puffier” than the day before. I got caveman feet and pudgy sausage fingers. Good news is, as quickly as that swelling appears, it goes away. I’d bet your fingers will be back to normal in no time πŸ™‚

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